Mitsuoka Orochi

Say it ten times in a row with marshmallows in your mouth. Yep, still sounds better than it looks.Supercars have a knack for ugly and so do rich people. The Orochi name comes from an 8-headed Japanese dragon, Yamata no Orochi, so the design is vaguely reminiscent of a snake with strong touches of retarded 4-eyed catfish. But a supercar it ain't. Powered by a 231hp Toyota V6 mated to a 5 speed automatic transmission, Mitsuoka is trying to pass this as a supercar. The only good thing about it is the Honda NSX hiding under that skin.

The rear end carries on the retarded catfhish theme but adds eyebrows in the form of a an odd wing.

Mitsuoka even offered a topless version which somehow manages to look better than the original. For some reason they slapped gaudy chrome wheels on it.

And it only gets worse...