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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Chrysler 300

In stock form, the 300 isn't an ugly car. In fact, it can be quite handsome when modified right.  The SRT8 version packs quite a punch and does so with subtle looks. Unfortunately, its gangster looks backfired when pseudo-rappers and wannabe-gangsters first got their hands on it. Afterwards, people started donking them...

Stock SRT8

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Subaru B9 Tribeca

The B9 Tribeca's peculiar front end was designed by a firm outside of  Subaru's design team, Fuore Design. The grille is supposed to remind you of Fuji Heavy Industries' glorious aviation history. While it is somewhat reminiscent of an airplane, it's brutally offensive to the eyes.

Mitsuoka Orochi

Say it ten times in a row with marshmallows in your mouth. Yep, still sounds better than it looks.Supercars have a knack for ugly and so do rich people. The Orochi name comes from an 8-headed Japanese dragon, Yamata no Orochi, so the design is vaguely reminiscent of a snake with strong touches of retarded 4-eyed catfish. But a supercar it ain't. Powered by a 231hp Toyota V6 mated to a 5 speed automatic transmission, Mitsuoka is trying to pass this as a supercar. The only good thing about it is the Honda NSX hiding under that skin.


Monday, January 24, 2011

Third Generation Ford Taurus

Except for the last generation (2010+), the Taurus has never been a looker. It didn't look bad but didn't turn heads either. The third gen however, was ugly.

It graces us with its retarded catfish front end

PT Cruiser, gaudy mods galore

The Personal Transport Cruiser was introduced in 1999 as a 2000 model under the Plymouth nameplate. 10 years and more than 1.3 million units later, Chrysler stopped production. During that time, it spawned a shitload of special editions, none of which were particularly special. Of notable mention are the turbo and the good ol' woodie version.

This does not give me wood

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Still ugly going 240mph

The Weber supercar, one of the most powerful and fastest supercar around, yet incredibly ugly. You will need a million and a half dollars to get your hands on this thing. This isn't the kind of car you buy for its good looks. It's the kind of car you buy to brag and impress. Or to look like a douche driving what looks like an aborted kit car.

There is no need to describe how or why this car is awful to look at. From the odd front grille to the concave roof, it's all wrong. Its only saving grace is the wheels.